Disclaimer: We do not condone vandalism. So don’t do that, okay? But feel free to send us fun revenge stories and if they involve mild vandalism, we’ll add a disclaimer. We absolutely are against physically harming or even touching a person with intent to hurt them. The Mischief Club is about harmless, cathartic fun, only.
Three Fish in a Car
Yuliana discovered that her partner of ten years had removed all their savings and maxxed out her credit card before he left on a two-week “business trip.” She liquified three raw fish in her blender, then smeared this fish smoothie all over inside the trunk of his car, grinding it deep into the fibers and pouring it into crevices, where it sat for two weeks in the hot August sun.
Disclaimer: We do not condone vandalism. So don’t do that, okay?
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Chia Seeds
Natalie discovered that her friend and co-worker had taken the credit for her great idea and passed off her work as his own. This earned him a plum assignment overseas for six months. Natalie had looked after his house the previous year while he was travelling and still had the key. One month before he returned, she sprinkled chia seeds all over his bedroom and living room and then watered them once a week.
Disclaimer: We do not condone vandalism. So don’t do that, okay?
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Burnt Cookies
Margot was sick of her boyfriend blowing off plans. When he didn’t show up for their anniversay dinner, which they had planned weeks earlier to have at his place, and which she had slaved over for days — including cleaning his apartment, planning for, shopping for and cooking a gourmet meal, and setting a beautiful table — she threw his favorite cookies she’d baked earlier that day, along with the parchment paper beneath them, into his bathtub and then set them on fire.
Disclaimer: We do not condone vandalism. So don’t do that, okay?
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